The Time I Willfully Pissed Off My Civics Class On President’s Day

And why their hair collectively caught fire

Photo by Jessica Tan on Unsplash

The year was 2012 and the date was sometime around President’s Day. I suppose it could not have been on the actual day itself because public schools have a nasty habit of taking off every federal holiday. It was the last semester of my senior year of high school and I had a large…