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Parody website bags another would-be killer

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Grant Piper
4 min readApr 16, 2023
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Tennessee Air National Guardsman Josiah Ernesto Garcia learned an important life lesson this week. You should think twice before submitting a resume to become a contract killer. Like many Americans, Garcia was looking for a side hustle to boost his income. Instead of selling trinkets on Etsy or driving Uber like the rest of us, Garcia decided to put his hat in the ring for a job as a contracted hitman.

Unfortunately for him, the website in question, RentAHitman.com, is a parody site designed to unmask would-be killers. The website proudly blares THE DARK WEB IS NOT SAFE, BUT WE ARE! Who wouldn’t be comforted by such a bold declaration? The FBI is likely swarming all over the dark web. But not at RentAHitman.

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RentAHitman.com has been in business for quite some time, and Garcia is not the first person to fall for their cleverly designed website. UX buffs and tech junkies will be the first to tell you that a good…

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Grant Piper
Grant Piper

Written by Grant Piper

Professional writer. Amateur historian. Husband, father, Christian.

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