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Lifetime’s New Movie Psycho Storm Chaser Might Be The Worst Movie I’ve Ever Seen
10 questions I had while watching this glorious monstrosity
This past weekend, my wife and I sat down and tuned into the premier of Lifetime’s new thriller Psycho Storm Chaser. It is about a serial killer who uses his gig as a professional storm chaser to enter disaster zones and kill people who stayed behind due to the lack of police presence and the ability to hide the crimes as disaster fatalities. The premise sounded interesting, especially for two Floridians who have ridden out more than one hurricane.
The premise of the movie is a pair of live-in nurses tending for a coma patient decide to ride out a coming storm instead of evacuating. Evacuating the coma patient would be a hassle and the house they’re staying in is very nice, well built and is also home to the owner and sister of the coma patient. It is a believable reason for staying behind and, honestly, people have stayed in the path of dangerous storms for far less. Unfortunately, a psycho killer has come to town to kill people who didn’t evacuate. What could possibly go wrong?
Despite the promising outline, the movie quickly fell apart and then degraded into one of the worst movies we have ever seen. Throughout the movie I kept bursting out in alternating…
